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One afternoon, a SHORT-TEMPERED UMPIRE went for a long walk in an effort to improve his health. He saw the baseball field and figured he could take a walk around the INFIELD BASES. The sun was GLINTING off the metal BLEACHERS causing the umpire to close his eyes briefly. When he opened them again, he saw a SVELTE looking CELEBRITY in the OUTFIELD. He approached the celebrity and quickly MADE-UP a question about his UNIFORM. The celebrity replied that he was taking a break from filming a doentary about PEARL HARBOR. The umpire was impressed and continued his healthy walk.